So, I'm a big dork. I'm sure you all know that by now. It's my parents' fault, honestly. My dad was a techie before they were called techies. He was creating his own websites before drag-and-drop builders even existed. He had a GPS when they first became available to the general public, but the thing was the size of a toaster and you had to tap in latitude and longitude coordinates for every turn of your road trip. Can you imagine? He programmed our very own video game on a